Monday, October 10, 2011

Micro blog

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"Mean people suck!"

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Friday, October 7, 2011

I have to pee

First blog post.  Hmmm, what to write?

Unfortunately, I got nothing.  I know some really neat people who blog some really great things.
Not an auspicious start.

So as I sit here, thumping my melon for something clever, I realize, I have to pee.  This is no ordinary know the one I'm talking about...the subtle warning you get a little bit in advance.  The one that gives you time to plan.

No, this the "oh crap, I waited too long kind of urge".  Urge might not even do it justice.  Warning may be more appropriate.

Anyways...I digress.

Needless to say, this dilemma has now escalated to decision time.  Currently, I have 2 options available to me:
1.  Do the happy pee dance all the way to the bathroom
2.  Go outside.

So, out the back door I go.  A quick look to the left and the right.  Nice, no lights on at either neighbors'.  They'll never see.

Needless to say, I can't remember a better pee.  Outside, the weather is perfect, the sky is clear, and the wind is steady.  Breathing through the trees just enough to rustle the healthy leaves and dislodge the few that are already done with the season.

Pure bliss.  Peace, harmony, danger, and all that fun crap.

Bottom line.  Life needs to be more like a good pee.  I need the ability to relieve pressure, feel good, and enjoy it while doing so. 

I hope I figure it out.